Dog and Cat Rules 3 tier rules.
DOG: Don’t come home smelling of other dogs. You must fee me every goodie you eat. Don’;t call me or lead me to a bath. Let me outside even though I just came in, there was an era I forgot to sniff. I can sleep anywhere I choose, even if it means you trip over me. Don’t Shhh me from barking while you are on the phone, I heard the wind blowing the leaves. Den’t thin you I can leave a room without me.
CAT: I am spoiled so get over it. Sit by the window. I know how to calm down. Sleep wherever I want to. Let me scratch stuff. I speak with my special voice. Do Not disturb when napping.
